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Post by 04unlimited on Oct 20, 2005 0:49:25 GMT -5
What do you guys think? I know I am not the only one on here twice a day looking for new stuff. A (clean) humor section might liven it up a bit. It has worked out well on another forum that I visit to fill the gaps when there isn't much going on, ie. too cold for Jeep adventures, or mods.
It might give the mods a chance to clean something up now and then too. But then again, with this crowd, I think we will be relatively safe.
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Post by salyers890 on Oct 20, 2005 3:02:17 GMT -5
i don't know. . . i have some dirty jokes. i'm all for it though
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Post by moneypit on Oct 25, 2005 18:50:39 GMT -5
I say go for it. I'll start with one of my favorite quotes.
"God gave men a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time"
Robin Williams
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Post by moneypit on Oct 25, 2005 18:52:22 GMT -5
Can't use medical terms? It doesn't come across the same with thingy!
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Post by wunlimited on Oct 25, 2005 18:54:56 GMT -5
Good idea! I'll add one & I'll also scale back the switched words (a bit  for thingy, etc |
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Post by moneypit on Oct 26, 2005 19:10:11 GMT -5
OK, I am going to try to do this everyday and see if it catches on.......Another favorite quote....
"Men are like linoleum floors, if you lay them right, you can walk on them for 25 years."
Peggy Bundy
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Post by 04unlimited on Oct 27, 2005 1:18:14 GMT -5
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Post by 04unlimited on Oct 27, 2005 10:58:00 GMT -5
Here is one...relatively clean.
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
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Post by moneypit on Oct 27, 2005 20:16:26 GMT -5
Good one!
A guy goes to a party. Standing alone is a beautiful girl. The guy walks over to talk to her. "Whats your name he asks?" My name is Carmen she replies. Thats a pretty name is it a family name he asks. No she says, I changed it to Carmen myself. See it's two of my most favorite things Cars and men. Whats you name she asks. Oh my name is beer f*ck.
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for thingy, etc